LAURA PALLMALL

double-sided poster for the next issue of a zine called OOPS! out of st. louis. it will have interviews with lumpy & the dumpers and blotter, and will come with this double-sided poster. top drawing by ‘lumpy’ bottom drawing by ‘laura pallmall’

A blurry picture of both new blotterer shirts. Also this post is me unveiling the band’s new catchphrase: “masters of crazy” shirts will be coming to the internet soon.

A blurry picture of both new blotterer shirts. Also this post is me unveiling the band’s new catchphrase: “masters of crazy” shirts will be coming to the internet soon.

can’t wait till the internet finishes sophomore year and gets over its existentialist phase

can’t wait till the internet finishes sophomore year and gets over its existentialist phase

i originally wanted 20 or so pages of this to come with the record but had to scratch that to avoid youth attack prices nd also because it was a dumb idea . now it’s just a bigger zine. putting it up before the fest because that is what god would have wanted me to do. will have some records and leftover shirts soon.

back+front covers of busted knee vol. 1, a zine by ‘marty’ trejo (better known as the singer of condition and as a pioneer of instagram beer selfies). he will have copies at new york’s alright.

back+front covers of busted knee vol. 1, a zine by ‘marty’ trejo (better known as the singer of condition and as a pioneer of instagram beer selfies). he will have copies at new york’s alright.

baptism by syrup

baptism by syrup

a daydream i had while sitting through a very long very religious wedding this weekend.

a daydream i had while sitting through a very long very religious wedding this weekend.

full blotter record is up, complete with lyrics if you’re one of those people. record will probably be out next month. next show is at new york’s alright and it might be the only show we play all year.

http://blotter.bandcamp.com/album/under-armour-77

something i made for taco bell wishing them luck as they launch their breakfast menu and fuck dave smalley

something i made for taco bell wishing them luck as they launch their breakfast menu and fuck dave smalley

Did you get in the van with yadokai last year? Thought I noticed an unfamiliar slammer at the last last sf show

whoa, good eye. i was in the white wards van but yeah i was on that tour. everyone went insane on the drive from LA to phoenix. the navigator was playing the worst music and we were yelling, smearing chocolate on our faces and hitting/punching/poking ourselves with sharp objects in civil protest. we sang 99 bottles of beer on the wall all the way through and stopped on 69 bottles for literally 10 minutes. then she put on sublime and thankfully someone took the stereo out. we decided that the only way to make the day stupider was to huff a lot of glue so we also did that. it was probably the darkest six hour frame of my life. but rip yadokai/the depths 2010-2013/rest in phoenix.